EVERYTHINGULATOR is an inference engine that seeks to expose the embedded values and the real environmental, social, physiological and psychological consequences of our consumer world.

Through obfuscation, non-disclosure, dishonest marketing, technical jargon and greenwashing, we are systematically prevented from making informed decisions about the products we buy - to the detriment of planetary health, ecosystems and communities.

Powered by a large language model primed with key texts on life cycle assessment, material science, philosophy and more, EVERYTHINGULATOR is capable of summoning a thing's true nature across a range of radical metrics.